In my last post I had mentioned about a chick flirting with me preceding week but was not sure if it will be carried forward. When I had first seen her, she looked innocent in her thin frame and glasses but I could not miss the tharak in her eyes. Few evenings back I was surprised to find this girl messaging me, which I promptly returned thereby initiating a marathon SMS exchange lasting almost two evenings, fascinating excerpts reproduced below
She: just woke up after long…office timings make me work long
Me: ok am calling u
She: hey don’t…am sitting with Dad…pls understand
Me: ohh….u have good co….enjoy ur evening
She: good co in form of Dad….our discussion every evening is which car to but, my fav is Bentley
Me: my fav is Ambassador….all VIPs in Delhi travel in it
She: hahaha….fav is Ambassador….why…any escapades done there?
Me: u don’t need car for escapades in Delhi, they happen anyways
She: I need to visit Delhi again, I recall travelling in cycle rickshaws there
Me: I had time of my life on those riks, best place for bird watching
She: haha…am not for a moment thinking u talking of birds here…I know u rascal, anyways gtg…gud nite, sweet dreams
Me: ohhh…before going lemme share a secret…Ambassador has lot of free stuff at back, dream stuff
She: what??? I can’t understand what u talking here…*blink* *blink*
Me: someone’s pretending innocence
She: innocence?? A woman messages u to talk and bas shuru ho jao bakwas bolna
Me: ooops…anyways I m feeling hungry. Also my Teacher’s bottle is finishing…looking for someone to finish this off with…why don u come over? Khub jamega rang jab mil baithenge teen yaar, aap main aur Teachers
She: ha..u think I will booze with u! btw I can out do u anyday in boozing…y don u hit the nearest resto…
Me: can’t go alone, yet to get my license here….u drive me around city OK?
She: get urself a chick then will drive u around
Me: I m yet to find a chick for myself, u help me find one
She: u wanna me play pimp? Find one for urself…
Me: there’s a chick in my building, but I don’t know how to flirt, can u teach me flirting….pleaaaseee
Now the last line was a honest confession….I am a novice at flirting and never know how to make those moves thereby squandering easy chances, so guys please drop your suggestions – how to move ahead with this willing chick?