Thursday, July 29, 2010

Idea of a great day

*Get up from wrong side of bed and discover you did not sleep alone

*Reach office to discover boss is on leave

*Check bank balance and find a large interest credited

*Receive surprise mail from old flame

*Office grapevine says you are on way up

*Have a sumptuous lunch free replete with good wine and women for company, find your feet tugged from below the table during the luncheon

*Uncharacteristically you grab the hint and having your dream escapade, albeit a short one, in the nearby loo

*You find free gift vouchers lying unattended only for you

*Are invited to a happening party where you get sloshed till the drain gets clogged

*Watch Wild Things uncensored

*Your best friend decides you deserve better in life and gifts you a tasty smooch

*Seeing you want more she gets eager and readily unhooks her bra

*You see fat missing from your ribs and find some of it converted to muscles

*MTV is running re-runs of old, old episodes of Loveline – the ones in which you had chatted with Malaika, during your only days of heartache

*Your pals invite you to holiday along at beach resort that too at unbelievable prices

*Unearth an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels from the wine closet, after all Mr Daniel is an old buddy

*And lastly you realize this is just the beginning of good times

15 comments:

  1. That was hillarious..and if it actually turns out that way,you'd be one lucky man. :)

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  2. lol @ You see fat missing from your ribs and find some of it converted to muscles

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  3. beginning of good times..cheers to that!

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  4. Yoohoo! way to go no? Perrrfeccttt ;)

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  5. 喜歡看大家的文章,每篇都是一個故事,都是一種心情~~祝大家開心愉快...............................................................

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  6. "And lastly you realize this is just the beginning of good times"

    >>> oh yesh!!

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  7. which one happened or did it all happen with you????

    share the gift voucher, pronto!

    don't be so selfish. and loveline? malaika? did that happen??? maybe i heard !

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  8. Ahh..boss on leave..best surprise ever!! And did you really call Malaika?? Maybe I heard too!! :P

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  9. damn man...just when i was getting happy with my new shoes...you put this post up!!!!

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  10. haha awesome list! although it kinda makes me feel bad to know that absolutely none of these things have accidentally happened to me...boo hoo =)

    Persis.

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