Tuesday, November 9, 2010

And the flirting continues…

Yesterday evening I called up my flirt partner, having not flirted with her for some time I was feeling something missing. Thankfully she was available and in mood giving both of us a good time

Me: Hey long time
She: long time? Since what long time, we have not done it once (giggles)
Me: oh come on, you know other day I had a bad dream involving you. I dreamt you were dropping me off in your gleaming red sedan and suddenly you stopped car in middle of nowhere and started molesting me. I was shouting help, help… but you didn’t stop
She: I am sure you would have enjoyed the dream, it wouldn’t have been scary
Me: so are you planning to make my dreams come true anytime soon?
She: if you want me to…
Me: I am sure you must be smiling, you have nice smile and nice skin; should show more of it
She: what will you do with it?
Me: I like your soft flesh, have many plans to do many things with it. But we need to be fast else I will do it with that Russian in Dubai
She: do it na…you really want to do it
Me: yup…but then I think about you and stop
She: why about me? That’s going to take time, do it the next time you go there, I am sure you will enjoy her you flesh eater
Me: make that flesh admirer; can never keep my eyes from your satin arms and cleavage I always try to stare at
She: keep staring only, as if you need an invitation to proceed…

I am not sure where all this is progressing but I am enjoying the journey before the destination though I wonder when the chats on phone will fructify to cuddles on bed – if anyone has ideas please share, I fly off to India this weekend and will be glad to implement them upon return

Addendum: guys, gals and fellow commentors - this chick is a sherni over phone but bakri otherwise (drawbacks of staying with parents); tell me how to break her shackles first, breaking of membrane will follow

18 comments:

  1. Open invitation hai. What are you waiting for? Christmas?

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  2. hahhahah u and ur flirtings :P comeon go ahead she is all ready for it :P

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  3. Aha she seems to be quite ready for it...i dont think u need any tips! ;) U r goin good.

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  4. This flirting is almost unreal. Just go surprise her with a visit. Ask her out for a formal dinner date and go for it. If you take any longer than this, consider this girl gone. Women hate waiting after they have made their choices so obvious.

    Kisses.

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  5. Dude. Go.For.It!

    It's a home run. Do it soon, before she moves on. Plan a date that will knock her socks off.

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  6. The message is loud and clear! What are you waiting for? :D

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  7. lol..the flesh eater part was funny!! Agree with all the comments above..you want her she wants you..take the plunge!! ;)

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  8. I agree with all the comments too

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  9. Damn man! Had i been at ur place ( I wish ssly! :P) , i would have taken her out on a classy date - movie or dinner watever - by now. Women love a man with class & plans. Just call her, fix the date& time, reserve a nice restrnt n see where it goes. Have fun....

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  10. i agree with di...pehle phone peh to start something Pesto..i know you are an expert at it :)

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  11. Funny ... to break shackles you need to win her trust (I guess you already have) .. but boy the membrane comment at the end was a bit sexist and gross ... be gentle Bro ...

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  12. Just fell into your blog, this post is beyond funny. Love the absolute bluntness of it. The number of GO.FOR.ITs say it all. :) Good luck with this one.

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  14. aha!! seriously!! men should not get over-confident about not finding a broken one :P

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