Female alert

Females are known to be more alert than males with a strong sixth sense present even when no action is visible. Off late I have observed that females are all the more alert to their own species & their obvious femininity, noticing any advances & intentions with sublime ease. Sample this

* If you are with a female colleague & another hot female crosses by, chances are your female friend will notice your expressions discreetly & any enticement noticed will form a part of chick lit gossip later.

* If you are hanging in smoking area with your fag, and another chick comes up from somewhere & lights up; your chatting female accomplice will lose no time in checking from her eye corners whether you are eyeing the smoking, swinging chick

*Never stare a female at wrong places, that too a female who is well endowed. She will come to know too quickly & will try to hide her twin peaks, although obviously not making it too evident.

* Many times you may not know if there is an expression of interest coming from another female, for females are known to drop hidden hints & not flirt bluntly & openly like stupid men. If you happen to miss any of those hints do not worry, your good old friend will notice them too easily & if she is really your golden-hearted pal, also tell you later on.

* In the gym I have observed girls on the adjacent treadmill pull down sweaty T-shirts to cover cleavage (& uncover when no one except myself is around!!) even on the slightest hint of turn of my neck, never matter what speed the treadmill is running

* Any time you enter a new place, let it be a lift, corridor or bar; bet my life, fairer sex will check you out much, much before than you can actually begin feasting your eyes.

I am sure both females & males reading this will relate to this & chuckle silently but for different reasons altogether