Wednesday, August 19, 2009

My Favorites

I had been tagged to list my favorites, so as is my wont picked up some unusual topics

E mail subjects
*Urgent – most unimportant mails carry this line
*Kind attn – some people have got so used to using fax, the habit carries on
*Pls reply at your convenience – am yet to receive a mail with this subject

Bathroom accessories
*Commode shower – very convenient and aim never misses the target
*Tissue paper – actually comes in very handy
*Mirror – only one to admire full monty

Colors of socks
*Black – darkness here hides the dirt
*Camel – looks elegant
*Grey – reminds me of school days

Mobile caller tunes
*Arre o Samba – gabbar tune really rocks
*There is a tone in which a lady’s voice appears and she says her husband is having bath, so don’t hang up as she is free to talk and enjoy
*There is a tone of glass breaking, which makes you look behind every time you hear it

Erotic films
*Wild Things – threesome here is one of the hottest scenes ever on screen
*Striptease – Demi Moore couldn’t have got hotter than this
*Basic Instinct – there is a deleted threesome from second part. Mind blowing
*Thirteen – nothing nude here, but I love the teen mischief displayed

13 comments:

  1. ooh i like ur taste in erotic movies ;)

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  2. nods @ commode shower perfect aiming

    thats very important

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  3. ahhhaa... nice list you have here as favs. Glass breaking tone sure rocks.

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  4. I think the glass breaking caller tune should be really good.

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  5. nice..i want this caller tune "a lady’s voice appears and she says her husband is having bath, so don’t hang up as she is free to talk and enjoy"

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  6. I will pretend that I did not read the last part of this blogticle at work at 6.00 in the morning. No I didn't. I did NOT godamnit!

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  7. the grass breaking tune sounds interesting...shud think abt getting myself that :-P

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  8. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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